So you've already stuffed yourself with breakfast, scarfed down a lunch or two, and gorged yourself with a massive dinner. But now it's the end of the night and you're still feening for something sweet... something delicious... something that'll satisfy your sweet tooth while also ensuring your belly gets fatter...
Boy, do I have the solution for you! It's not a late-night candy bar or a pint of ice cream – It's something much more indulgent...
Gainer Pudding!
This delicious monstrosity was born out of my desire to make a higher-calorie version of an easy-to-eat snack. And let me tell you, DAMN is it high in calories! Gainer pudding clocks in at nearly 1,000 calories per serving, allowing you to easily force down 2,000 calories in less than two minutes! And believe me when I say you can eat it in two minutes – I've made plenty of pigs eat it that quickly!
*WARNING: Gainer Pudding is dense and heavy. It sits in your belly and will weigh you down for the rest of the night. Start slow with the low-calorie version to see how you handle it before moving up to the full-calorie version.
"So Get BIGR, how do I make Gainer Pudding??"
Don't worry – it's easy. Just grab the following:
1 Box of Pudding Mix – whatever flavor you like. Try it out with different flavors and see which ones are your favorite! It's up to you!
1 Pint of Heavy Cream – for the low calorie version, use 1 Pint of Half & Half instead.
Now you just need to mix them together. Do it quickly though, as it tends to stiffen up really fast!
Once it's thoroughly mixed, set it in the fridge to chill. Then you're done! You can eat it by the spoonful while you mindlessly watch TV. Better yet, have a feeder (like me) place the Gainer Pudding in a piping bag and squeeze it into your mouth for you.
Think about how it'll feel to be forced to gulp down thick, rich, delicious pudding that fills your belly with thousands of calories in less than 5 minutes...
I guarantee once you have a taste, you'll become addicted to it!
RECIPE
1 Box of Pudding Mix (Custard in the UK)
1 Pint of Heavy Cream or Half & Half
Try it out and let me know in the comments what you think!